This year for Christmas and Hanukkah, I packaged and mailed cards and Frango mints to my husband’s clients.
There’s a whole story about Frangos which are from the now defunct Frederick & Nelson’s department store in Seattle. They were first sold in the early 1900s, then bought out by Marshall Fields, Bon Marche and now Macy’s. When I was a young girl, my mom would take me downtown Seattle to Christmas shop and have lunch at F&N’s. The end of the festive trip would be one melt- in-your-mouth Frango mint.
I have sent Frangos to my husband’s clients for years. My project beings with getting padded flat rate Priority Mail envelopes and labels from the post office. My local post office didn’t have any and suggested that I order them online.
One day, I ran out of envelopes and since I had a miserable cold, my husband drove to another post office further away to find more envelopes. He said it was like pulling teeth to get envelopes. One employee told him that they only have envelopes if people come in with them and return them unused.
Fast forward a week, my husband is getting calls from his clients thanking him for the delicious chocolates.
Then one woman calls and said she was confused about this year’s gift.
“Why?” he asked.
“Well, there’s a beautiful card, a delicious box of chocolates — and one dirty gray sock!”
She emailed him a photo of the three items together. And yes, the sock was really dirty!
The client said “I know you must use a service to mail these. You may want to speak with your service.”
The only thing we could figure out is the sock came in an envelope from the post office that my husband went to. I would stack the envelopes and place the card and Frangos inside and then tear off the plastic strip, fold and seal. I never once thought to look inside “empty” envelopes.
If I’m not fired from Frango duty next year, I WILL look inside each envelope.
How would you have responded to the woman who received the dirty sock?
This is what a Frango box looked like when I was a child and Marshall Field bought Frederick & Nelson.
I hope that client has a good sense of humor and your *service* doesn’t get fired! I remember Frangos fondly. Mostly the way they would literally just melt in your mouth. I haven’t had them for many, many years.
I’m hoping I get fired! But I doubt that will happen. Frangos are amazing!
Somewhere out there, somebody is pulling laundry out of the dryer and wondering “where the other sock” went.
We used to call them wayward socks 😊
We called them orphans and used them as a “dependent” tax deductions. 🙂
She’s been gifted a sock. She’s free!
Oh no! That’s hilarious! I might have panicked and told her she won the grand prize and then sent her a Christmas stocking with more gifts. Lol!
I’m glad my husband talked to her and not me!
Probably something like that’s where all those missing socks end up….
Yes! I have had many missing socks through the years. Who would have thought the were traveling Priority mail 😊
Congrats! You’ve solved one of life’s great mysteries…!
Wow, it almost feels like she got Frango’s and a lump of coal. THAT would have been a shock. Well, it meant you needed a story to tell for Xmas and later in life to the grandkids to make them laugh. Another thought, maybe she had a dirty sock close to where she opened the package and it was HERS! I’m from Chicago area, so I know the Frango Mints from Marshall Fields. I wonder why I never knew they came from Seattle. I’m sure I read about them before. I used to give Frango mints to my ex/mother/n/law A LOT, then my ex/husband finally told me she hated them. LOL. She is from Germany, only wanted the good Swiss chocolates. My ex/husband and I can still laugh about this.
I like your idea about it being her sock! As for your ex MIL not liking Frangos — no wonder she’s your EX!
Ah, thank you, that made me laugh!!
Funny story. The mints sound delicious! And as far as sock duty goes, sometimes you get what you pay for! Ha, ha!
OMG that is hysterical
Living near Chicago, I am very familiar with Frango mints. They are delicious.
I love this story. 😂
Frangos are the best! I was mortified at first. Now I can laugh.
Oh no! But you can laugh about it next year. 😂😅
Never heard of the mints. As for the sock, you could have said it just needed to be washed and hung for Santa
Great idea 👍🏼